‘Transformers 3′ To Be Released in 2011!

Megan Fox

Because the ‘Transformers” first two parts have been a success, especially due to Megan Fox’s body, sorry, performance, the producers have announced  its third part will be released in 2011.

“We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st, 2011. Not 2012. Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters”, director Michael Bay declared. He also declared that Megan Fox will take her Mikaela Banes role back. The announcement comes soon after Megan had an argument with the director when she compared him with Hitler.
“Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you”, he ironically added.