Sandra Bullock Chelsea Handler naked on E! show
Sandra Bullock had a funny & naked moment on Chelsea Handler‘s E! talk show. The 48-year-old actress appeared naked on 37-year-old host’s show.
“Hi, Sandra”, Handler said.
“Sandy”, Bullock corrected her.
“Hi, Sandy”, Handler corrected herself.
“For friends and industry insiders it’s Sandy. You might just want to call me Sandra”, an ironic Bullock said.
“Well, you just told me to call you Sandy, so. . .”, Handler said.
“Don’t worry about what I just said, okay? What you need to worry about is pulling your sh-t together with this fancy new stage that you have which I think is a sham. First of all, stop calling yourself the white Oprah”, Bullock said.
“I never called myself the white Oprah. I was misquoted in Serbian Vogue”, Handler replied.
“You have a responsibility to be a respectable talk show host. This comes directly from Oprah’s mouth, to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, out your vagina, up my vagina, out my ass. The theme of this message is that you are a huge disappointment. You have a responsibility to be a role model, a role model to young girls and gay and questioning youth. And you need to lay off the booze. Lay off the booze. Lay off the booze!” a serious Bullock said.
Handler insisted she’s “not drinking nearly as much” as in the past. “Did I say you could talk? No. Because when you interrupt me, it’s like interrupting Oprah. Stop sleeping with your guests! Stop it! It’s beneath you. That is why I have not done your show. I do not want to sleep with you”, Bullock went on.
To which Handler replied she doesn’t “even sleep with that many any more. I mean, just some of the rappers”.
Bullock then slapped Handler in the face a few times.
“Why did you hit me?” Handler asked.
“Because I think you could be something really big and inspirational to all women. To all women. Oprah thinks you’re the real deal”, Bullock said.
“She does?” an excited Handler asked.
“No, she actually has no idea who you are”, Bullock answered.
And they say this is funny! It’s just Handler’s way to play the fake modest host.