Miley Cyrus Quits Church Worship!

Miley Cyrus

Sister Miley Cyrus is no longer a church girl! In order to avoid a "show" into the church, provoked by the paparazzi following her, Miley has stopped attending God's house.

The 'Hannah Montana' singer/actress declared herself a devout Christian, but unfortunately she can no longer worship in church because she doesn't want to disrupt the religious ceremony every time a paparazzo wants to get near her. How thoughtful of her! "I don't necessarily define my faith by going to church every Sunday. Because now when I go to church, I feel like it's a show. There are always cameras outside. I am very spiritual in my own way. Let me make it clear, though - I am a Christian", she told Parade magazine.
Now let's all imagine her, practically pulled out of the church, praying and hoping this was the best thing to do as a generosity and compassion sign face to the other parishioners.

Dear Lord,

It's me Miley, your beloved daughter! Please forgive me for stop coming into your house anymore. It was made in the benefit of my dear parishioners. I talked to Father Ralph de Bricassart. He said he would pay me visits from time to time at home where we can pray in private in front of several glasses of Christian wine. I want You to know that I did this because I'm such a good girl. So now You, Lord, could consider forgiving me for being such a bad influence on children. And for my tattoo too.