Madonna Helps Jesus (Luz) to Sing!

Jesus Luz and Madonna

Weren't they apart? Madonna and Jesus Luz, we ask! God knows! Actually God knows that his son, Jesus Luz  (we all are God's children and so does Jesus Luz) leaves his muscles home and goes into the music world. Music, we say! Helped by the woman he has sex with (sorry, he loves), Jesus got himself secured with a record deal. So he signed up with Warner Brothers.

The Brazilian's first single 'We Came From Light' will be issued in the first half of May. Let's just hope Madonna will be dancing naked in the video! She has all the right to do that after she gave up some of her classic hits for licensing in advertisements for Warner Brothers ('Vogue' and 'Like A Prayer' have been licensed for an advertising campaign Stateside) in order to settle an agreement concerning Jesus. “Madonna was determined to give Jesus all the help she can. She holds a lot of sway at Warners, where she had a deal until very recently. But getting him on the books wasn’t completely plain-sailing. There was a little give and take between her and execs, but a compromise was eventually settled upon”, one source revealed.
And this is not all: Madonna has also been covering all of Jesus's expenses, including his hefty studio costs. "Madonna really wants Jesus's career to take off. She's been going through her Filofax and putting him in contact with as many of her influential pals as she can. She's worked with Victor (remixer Victor Calderone) for a very long time and he understands just what she likes.  Having him rejig Jesus's tracks will give them a cool cachet which is essential to building a clubland buzz", the source added.
Only mothers knows how tough there is to raise a child!

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