Jesus (Luz), Madonna Left You!?

Jesus Luz and Madonna

Isn't it boring to hear about Madonna and 28 years younger Jesus Luz being in and out their fragile relationship all the time? After spending one year trying to convince everybody that love has no age limits, the couple seems to split (again).

According to Hollyscoop, the reason for which they are breaking up is...no, not the fact that Madonna looks like a grandmother to Jesus, or that Jesus wants to also touch something else but a plastic surgery...no. They are facing a lack of topic to discuss between the two. Madonna, why don't you buy a library, spend some time inside ( no, not to have sex on top of the Nietzsche's books, but in order to read) and then your relationship with Jesus will be saved. "'We've just run out of things to talk about. I mean, it's really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, but that's about it'", a close friend of Madonna quoted the singer. "The problem with Jesus is as simple as it is obvious. It's the age difference. He's 23. She's 51. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people. He's perfectly nice, a gentleman and very smart. But they are in such different places in their lives. They both benefited, but it's pretty much over now", the friend concluded.
The rumor about Madonna breaking up with Luz is fueled by author Ian Halperin's information about the singer making out with mid seventies man, who is allegedly a retired Wall Street exec, at the Kabbalah center. "They're definitely an item", a source revealed.

Being young is not always the solution, Jesus!